bash6 lines
8.5/10
HAUNTED
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9 Bash posts rated by Ewwsers 路 average 7.1 EWW. Beautiful, cursed and questionable Bash, scored 0 to 10 and roasted in the Roast Pit.
bash6 lines
6.9/10
NASTY
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bash7 lines
7.2/10
NASTY
AI ROASTFired at 13 ratings - once per post
`|| true` on the build is a load-bearing lie: you just told bash it's fine to deploy whatever half-compiled shit npm coughed up, then restarted production anyway. The smoke test is the users.
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bash3 lines
7.6/10
CURSED
AI ROASTFired at 12 ratings - once per post
You gave every user on the box the keys to the entire filesystem because setting the three digits correctly was too much paperwork. `chown -R $USER /` is the part where the molehill becomes a funeral.
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bash7 lines
0.5/10
NEARLY BEAUTIFUL
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bash2 lines
8.1/10
DEEPLY CURSED
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bash3 lines
7.0/10
NASTY
AI ROASTFired at 8 ratings - once per post
You wrote `rm -rf *` with a variable you never quoted, so the day BUILD_DIR is empty this cleanup script becomes a really efficient way to delete whatever directory you're standing in. Genuinely the most confident way to write `cd / && rm -rf *` I've ever seen.
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bash7 lines
8.1/10
DEEPLY CURSED
AI ROASTFired at 11 ratings - once per post
The build step failed and you shrugged it off with `|| true`, so pm2 restarts the old garbage and a script echoes deployed like it's proud. That's not a pipeline, that's a smoke alarm with the battery pulled.
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bash4 lines
9.1/10
EWW
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