javascript9 lines
8.8/10
EWW
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java10 lines
0.8/10
NEARLY BEAUTIFUL
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cpp5 lines
9.2/10
EWW
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`i <= n` copies one byte past the buffer every single time, but sure, it nailed the other n of them. Announcing strcpy with a warm wet handshake for whatever's sitting in the byte after dst.
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go10 lines
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DEEPLY CURSED
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A goto loop with no sleep, no backoff, and no escape hatch because tries is incremented straight into the void never to be read again. This is a fork bomb wearing a function signature, and it'll hammer that endpoint until the heat death of the server.
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rust8 lines
7.4/10
CURSED
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You marked HITS mutable and global, then spawned a thread to race the main one to increment it, which is a data race with a leet-speak accent. That static mut is going to compile a CRITICAL section so short nobody can read it before it corrupts.
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csharp12 lines
8.6/10
HAUNTED
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You catch the exception, throw it in the trash, and immediately re-run the exact thing that just blew up. `while(true)` plus an empty catch is a slot machine with your user's data as the payout.
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yaml7 lines
7.0/10
NASTY
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java6 lines
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HAUNTED
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Role 3 gets two hours, everyone else gets thirty minutes, and apparently the corpses get thirty days. Congrats on encoding your entire auth policy in three suspiciously round numbers.
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rust15 lines
1.7/10
CLEAN
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python6 lines
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NASTY
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Thirteen cents evaporated because you built a list of identical floats and trusted `round` to make the money add up. `sum` isn't a rounding error, it's your receipt going missing.
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