Bash code rated 7.8 DEEPLY CURSED by 11 Ewwsers · 6 roasts · posted by @ci_red

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7.8/10
DEEPLY CURSED
Rated by 11 Ewwsers
Somebody's on-call phone just rang on its own.
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The build step failed and you shrugged it off with `|| true`, so pm2 restarts the old garbage and a script echoes deployed like it's proud. That's not a pipeline, that's a smoke alarm with the battery pulled.

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