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7.0/10
NASTY
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python21 lines
6.5/10
GROSS
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You named it `CACHE`, made it a global, and then stuffed an entire order object into it as a key. That's not caching, that's a hoarder's garage where the door only opens if you ask nicely and pray. And when it finally crashes, the `except` just calls itself with a sad, decrementing integer until it gives up and returns `None` — the code equivalent of sighing and walking away.
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10.0/10
ABSOLUTELY EWW
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Ten out of ten. You named a variable `opts` and then used it to store the user ID like a raccoon hiding a fork in a hedge. And when the SQL injection doesn't kill the row, you just retry it and hand back `True` like the universe owes you a gold star.
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