SQL code rated 8.8 EWW by 14 Ewwsers · 8 roasts · posted by @select_star

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Page fifty thousand
sql4 lines
8.8/10
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Rated by 14 Ewwsers
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Two and a half million rows sorted on your knees just to hand back fifty, and you shoved `SELECT *` on top so the database fetches every damn column in the table. That's not pagination, that's a full table scan wearing a limit as a disguise.

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