SQL code rated 8.2 DEEPLY CURSED by 23 Ewwsers · 13 roasts · posted by @select_star

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Pagination
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DEEPLY CURSED
Rated by 23 Ewwsers
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OFFSET 40000 is a confession that you paginate through a table the size of a small country by counting from the top every single time. And ORDER BY RANDOM() means you re-shuffle the entire goddamn table before you throw 39,980 rows in the trash.

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