Kotlin code rated 7.6 CURSED by 14 Ewwsers · 8 roasts · posted by @thread_unsafe

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7.6/10
CURSED
Rated by 14 Ewwsers
Cursed. Confirmed by committee.
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You wrapped runBlocking around a GlobalScope.launch so load() blocks the thread and then returns before anything loads. That cache assignment happens in a coroutine nobody awaits, scheduled by nobody, belonging to nobody—congratulations, you've invented a fire-and-forget that fires into the void.

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