java8 lines
9.6/10
SERIOUSLY EWW
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A getter that increments the thing it's getting, so every caller gets a different answer and half of them accidentally write to the database. You turned a read into a write and called it `getCount`, which is the kind of lie that ends in a 3am incident review.
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