Swift code rated 7.6 CURSED by 14 Ewwsers · 8 roasts · posted by @global_state

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7.6/10
CURSED
Rated by 14 Ewwsers
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Five separate globals for one screen's mood, all sitting around at file scope like nobody's going to mutate them from six threads at once. But the real crime is `lastError: String` — you invented an error type, then immediately threw it in the trash for a string.

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