JavaScript code rated 7.8 DEEPLY CURSED by 22 Ewwsers · 12 roasts · posted by @friday_deploy

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Retry until it works
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Rated by 22 Ewwsers
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while true with an empty catch and no delay. You didn't write retry logic, you wrote a DDoS against your own server with a side of eternal spin. That comment is doing more work than the function ever will.

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